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³¼FUCK SAPU AND¼³
³¼THEIR HIRELINGS !¼³
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Some people in Denmark are out for rewards SAPU (the Danish software
police) has promised people who turn in software pirates! So far every one
of them have been concentrating on the abo sellers but some people seem to be
willing to turn in swappers in order to get their hands on some cash!
How comes I know that? Very simple, a guy simply sent me a letter
where he wanted to buy an abo. I've reproduced his letter in both Danish
and English. The Danish version is an EXACT version of the letter (includes
grammar, spelling, use of upper case etc.). I've tried to translate the
letter to English even though it was a little hard getting that formal tone
of the letter. I decided however to delete some parts of his
phonenumbers/address since I'd rather not go to court for first of all
accusing this guy for being a guy turning people in, so everybody
terrorises the guy and then next give everybody his address and phn-number.
Danish version:
(hans adresse)
(Min adresse) Christian Lillelund
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--- DK-7100 Vejle
Vedr.: NYESTE SOFTWARE VEJLE, 1992-08-23.
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Jeg repraesenterer et par AMIGA-Freaks i Vejle og omegn. Vi er paa
det seneste blivet meget interesserede i det nyeste til AMIGA'en,
og da jeg saa din annonce i Crackers Journal, besluttede jeg mig
til at henvende mig til dig. Jeg er kort sagt interesseret i at
koebe et maanedsabonnement til AMIGA'en, og vil derfor gerne hoere din
pris for en maaned - hvis du da saelger eller kender en der goer.
Jeg er en ung 19-aarig, der nu i 8 aar har arbejdet med forskellige
EDB-Systemer, og har idag baade AMIGA og PC (IBM-Kompatibel). Jeg
overvejer meget kraftigt at erhverve mig et 9600 / 14400 baud modem, og
er derfor ogsaa meget interesseret i en pris, hvor vi gaar ud fra
leverancer pr. modem.
Som ovenfor naevnt har jeg ogsaa IBM-Kompatibel PC, og er derfor ogsaa
MEGET interesseret i det nyeste software til PC'ere. Saa hvis du kan
tilbyde de nyeste pirat-versioner - eller muligvis kender en der kan -
hoerer jeg meget gerne naermere fra dig.
Jeg kan kontaktes paa: FAX: 7583-xxxx
(Telefon bedst efter 16.00) TLF: 7582-xxxx
Jeg forventer snarest at hoere fra dig - eller en du kender der saelger
pirat-software. Hvis jeg ikke hoerer fra dig / en anden inden udgangen
af denne maaned, regner jeg ikke med at hoere fra dig.
Med venlig hilsen:
(hans underskrift)
Christian Lillelund.
English Version:
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(my address) Christian Lillelund
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--- DK-7100 Vejle
Concerning: THE NEWEST SOFTWARE VEJLE, 1992-08-23.
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I am representing a couple of AMIGA-Freaks in Vejle and the vicinity
thereof. We have lately become very interested in the newest for the
AMIGA and when I saw your advertisemnt in Crackers Journal I decided to
direct me to you. I am in a short interested in knowing your price for a
monthly subscription for the AMIGA - if you are selling or know somebody
who does.
I am a youngster of 19 years who has been working with different EDP
Systems for 8 years now and I have today both AMIGA and PC (IBM
Compatible). I am seriously considering to purchase a 9600 / 14400 baud
modem and I am therefore also very interested in a price where we assume
supply by modem.
As mentioned above I also have an IBM-Compatible PC and I am therefore
also VERY interested in the newest software for the PCs. So if you can
offer the newest pirate versions - or possibly know somebody who can -
then I would be very pleased to hear from you.
I can be contacted by: FAX: 7583-xxxx
(Telephone after 16.00): PHN: 7582-xxxx
I expect to hear from as soon as possible - or somebody you know who
sells pirate-software. If I do not hear from you / somebody else
before the end of this month then I do not count on hering from you.
Yours
(the guys signature)
Christian Lillelund
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What a nice little letter. Just the tone of this letter makes my little
'software police bell' ring like hell. I've NEVER received a letter like that
from a 19 years old boy. And I have NEVER had an add in Cracker Journal
(and NOT Crackers Journal as he spells it!). And if he wants the latest
wares why doesn't he contact one of these big abo selling groups in
Germany??? I really can't see why he thinks I sell abos, since I've never
sold abos and I mainly swap demos. The next weird thing in his letter is
the fact that he wants to purchase a modem. Why the hell should a guy
concidering buying a modem get an abo when he can download hot wares 24
hours a day with a modem? And why does he use the term 'pirate software'
instead of games? It really seems as if he badly wants to get his hands on
a software pirate. Infact he encourages me to give another the guy
the opportunity to sell him an abo if I won't do it!
As you may have noticed the little traitor has a fax too? Or has
he? I checked the fax number and found out that this number belonged to
a carpenter named Albert Lillelund (probably his father). So he probably
gave me the number just to impress me and look like some kind of a pro.
Guys like this one really pisses me off. Small, ugly kids
trying to fool scene guys into traps and then turn them over to SAPU to get
some money. I have purposely NOT publiced his address this time but I
will do so if I find out that this son of a bitch tries this trick on other
Danes too. So if any of you Danes have received a letter like this don't
hesitate to tell me so. If this bounty hunter wants to play the games
then we'll show him the rules of that game!
Just how ridiculous SAPU can be: I think most Europeans know the Danish
software police by name now. They call themselves SAPU (in Danish:
Sammenslutningen af Amiga Program Udbydere. In English that's something
like : Association of Amiga Software Mongers). But at the beginning the
lamers called themselves SAP but the dumbasses didn't know that this
abbrivation was already used by an extreme left wing party (SAP in Danish
means Socialistisk Arbejder Parti, in English that's something like
Socialistic Worker Party). So now the jerks had to change their name to SAPU
which most of all reminds me of some kind of Nazi group! The responsible
Danish firms behind this organisation are Supersoft, Silverrock Prods. and
Amiga Warehouse, so now you know who to boycutt!
Signed: An anonymous freak
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The Top Secret staff can assure that this is true, since we are in possesion
of a copy of the letter. If anyone else have got something similar, please
write to us !